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Mary, the protagonist, likes to slash dudes and screw gals. But what makes her beautiful is that the author does not write her as a one dimensional ‘femme fatale’; instead we get as much about what she loves (like her sister and diner food and trees), as what she hates. We get emotion and grittiness, we get fat kids who play with dirty dogs, we get new and familiar forms of slang written phonetically and rhyming as well as Burgess at his best, and plenty of other things very much NOT cartoonish, which ends up making what is a little more vibrant in its color.

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