How to Smash Everyone to Pieces

Posted on July 28, 2009
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How to Smash Everyone to Pieces
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Ex-stunt woman and champion wisecracker Mary is furious to discover that her twin sister Desiree — accused of murdering her husband — has been wrangled back to an Arizona prison by a grizzled detective named Tuttle. Fueled by an unnaturally obsessive love for her twin, Mary sets off on a homicidal cross-country campaign to free Desiree from the clutches of the law, recruiting a bizarre bunch of cohorts on the way. Flanked by fast-talking lawyer Mexicali Sally, frustrated punk-roc…
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  1. Anonymous on July 28th, 2009 9:30 pm

    THIS BOOK RECIEVED 5 STARS FROM FROM ME FOR THE FOLLOWING REASONS: (A): THERE IS A LOT OF NON-STOP ACTION IN THIS BOOK. THE ACTION IS SOMETIMES IN THE FORM OF GRATUITOUS VIOLENCE; (B): THE ACTION IS ALSO IN THE FORM OF GRAPHIC DEPICTIONS OF SEX (MOSTLY LESBIAN IN NATURE); AND (C): THERE ARE ALSO STRIPPING AND JAILHOUSE SHOWER SCENES, WHICH WILL RAISE YOUR CURLY HAIRS STRAIGHT UP. BUT MAINLY, IT’S A BOOK ABOUT A WOMAN WHO JUST HAPPENS TO BE MADLY IN LOVE WITH HER VERY OWN FLESH AND BLOOD SISTER. SO, IF YOU CAN GET PAST THESE ISSUES, YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF THOROUGHLY ENJOYING THIS LITERARY ROLLERCOASTER OF “SEX, DRUGS, AND ROCK & ROLL”. ENJOY THE RIDE, BUT PLEASE, DO ME A FAVOR…AND FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS…TIGHT!!!

  2. Fielding on July 28th, 2009 9:41 pm

    Some love the fact that there’s a lot of cartoonish prose out there, some don’t. Some celebrate the elastic impossibility of imagination, others wish Harold Bloom’s literary aesthetic was the sole form of valuing anything anyone writes.

    Well smash both of these preconceptions to pieces. This novella, while fast paced and full of porno sex and violence, has a certain subtle edge to its prose that makes the characters feel a little more real than heroes out of Voltron, yet without slowing down the pace of the read.

    Mary, the protagonist, likes to slash dudes and screw gals. But what makes her beautiful is that the author does not write her as a one dimensional ‘femme fatale’; instead we get as much about what she loves (like her sister and diner food and trees), as what she hates. We get emotion and grittiness, we get fat kids who play with dirty dogs, we get new and familiar forms of slang written phonetically and rhyming as well as Burgess at his best, and plenty of other things very much NOT cartoonish, which ends up making what is a little more vibrant in its color.

    So if you want something zany and vibrant, but with a bit of subtlety that doesn’t weight it down, I strongly recommend How To Smash Everyone To Pieces.

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